haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
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