We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
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