i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
He dared you to draw a map of the USA on your wall in mustard. You drew something that vaguely resembled a velociraptor eating Oklahoma, got embarrassed because you forgot how to spell America, then hid out in the coat closet until everybody left.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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