it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
my nextdoor neighbor called me saying "um hey, your mom just stumbled into bed with me and my husband, can you please come get her?"
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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