also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
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