my mouth tastes like poor choices
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
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