Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
Just puked most of my soul out..
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