is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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