My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
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