went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
This was my thought process as I drunkenly ran home: Whoa! I'm going so FAST! Why don't I run EVERYWHERE! ALL THE TIME! Then I peed in a bush and passed out on the ground.
So basically you were a dog.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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