need another drink. this is the easiest way
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
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