I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
Randomize