guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
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