you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
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