im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
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