Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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