we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
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