Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
Randomize
