and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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