Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
Sometimes while peeing I'll go hands free, put my arms up by my chest and make claw hands, and pretend I'm a new type of dinosaur called Dickosaurus Rex.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
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