You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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