didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
I left my keys in the garlic bread freezer in Publix.
What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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