: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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