i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
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You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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