Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
I forgot to tell you. Your neighbor was walking his tiny dog and saw me crawl out of my jeep drunk vomiting and holding onto my bumper. He just said: morning! all friendly.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
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