I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
sex on a bike is impossible
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