Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
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