omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
I'm about 40% drunk. You know, not drunk enough to light the bar on fire, but drunk enough to let the cougar hit on me.
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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