Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
I need moral support for this bender
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
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