I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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