i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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