I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
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