Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
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