i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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