he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
Just woke up to find that I'd left a stove burner on for the past 6 hours or so. I'm now banned from Ambien cooking.
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