I CAN MOONWALK!
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
Dude you literally tried to cook your phone in the microwave. You were so wasted you asked your mom to help you turn it on.
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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