chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
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