How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
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