I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
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