so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
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