Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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