you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
Someone came in the potted fern
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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