I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
So I had a Liz Lemon moment today....went to Chipotle to get my "cheer me up" burrito bowl for the 4th time this week and the chipotle guy sighed and said always the same huh?
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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