sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
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