apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
You were on the drunk bus swinging around on the pole when you decided you were hungry, so you pulled half a bagel out of your pants and ate it. Everyone stared at you, dumbfounded as to where it came from, and cheered
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
We were walking home from Pluckers (read carrying your drunk ass) and out of nowhere you yelled "Say bitch you got a Facebook?" at a random chick walking by.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
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