He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
either way he was missing a nipple.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
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