yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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