You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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