I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
I am naked and annoyed.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
Just when I thought we may have our first low-key night together, I sang an Aladdin karaoke song to a bunch of roller derby girls, you took shots with married women, and we both fell asleep in our offices.
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