woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.
Sushi is fucking sacred in this house and I will kill you if you try and taint that.
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
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