i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
Randomize
