You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
Randomize
