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btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
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I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
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