This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
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