We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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