So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
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