I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
My mom called me and we started arguing as usual. I finally screamed at her "I HEAR YOU AND THAT 30 YEAR OLD FUCKING!" and hung up. She hasn't called back yet. I win.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
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