guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
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